We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
so much tequila, so little girl.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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