I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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