The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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