I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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