never play flip cup with pint glasses
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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