You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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