I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You're a waste of cheezeits
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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