I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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