you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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