I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
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Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending