Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
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i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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