Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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