I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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