:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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