This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
