I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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