Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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