Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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