He is an equal opportunity slut.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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