TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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