Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
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And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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