normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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