Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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