I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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