This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
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Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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