we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
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You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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