Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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