The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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