I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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