I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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