just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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