Porn is love you can see.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
