I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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