Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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