Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
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