i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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