if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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