Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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