fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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