forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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