apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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