I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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