currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize
