One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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