i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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