she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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