Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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