dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.