Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm