im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
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Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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