When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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