Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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