holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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