Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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