he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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