he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
