on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
So many bounce houses so little time
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
My dad just said "fuck circus"
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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