He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.