Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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