yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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